unha

why, were you expecting to eat the chicken? lol

good point

would you eat anything with wood varnish on it?

good point

hey bro, you wouldn't happen to need an apprentice, would ya?

yes

I would eat anything with wood varnish on it

I didn't really mean it when I said I'd eat what i'm supposed to shoot, panda

I know that

are you willing to work as an apprentice?

the cost for travel to where I am would be enough to buy you a good camera body plus lens lol

As long as I get paid, and learn, and eventually earn the right to do my own shoots

get me coffee. sweep the floor. hold this lens cap. you are now an apprentice.

also do it for next to dirt

switch that strobe on

maybe get a chance to take photos for 15 min

Sounds fine

I've had some photos used, and I was halfway teaching my Studio Lighting course, I'm accustomed to light rigs

I've studied photography since I was in middle school. It makes me happy and it's what I want to do with my life

that's nice

so... whadd'ya say?

sure; i could use someone to help me clean up my yard

my yard is pretty huge and my dogs like to poop all over the place

....

Let us make sweet love together AzurePanda!

not what I had in mind...